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This list was submitted by lindbergh on Sunday, December 30th, 2012 at 1:59 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the dock square Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Liza MinnelliAlive71
9Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
8Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
7Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
6Olivia de HavillandAlive101
5Joan Fontaine December 15th, 201396
4Maureen O'HaraOctober 24th, 201595
3Margaret Thatcher April 8th, 201387
2Prince PhilipAlive96
1Lauren BacallAugust 12th, 201489
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999