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This list was submitted by sandyb on Sunday, December 30th, 2012 at 8:53 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the The Elly May Clampett Memorial Cup 2013 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope Benedict XVIAlive93
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8B. B. King May 14th, 201589
7Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
6Willie NelsonAlive?
5Angela LansburyAlive94
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3Tony BennettAlive93
2Shirley TempleFebruary 10th, 201485
1Chuck BerryMarch 18th, 201790
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