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This list was submitted by Chuckie on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 12:58 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Grave desires Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
9Kirk DouglasAlive101
8Carl ReinerAlive96
7Mel BrooksAlive92
6Anthony HopkinsAlive80
5Olivia de HavillandAlive102
4 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
3George KennedyFebruary 28th, 201691
2Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
1Paul McCartneyAlive76
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998