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This list was submitted by Warren G on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 3:08 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushAlive93
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
7Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
6Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
5Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
4Pope Benedict XVIAlive90
3Maria von TrappFebruary 18th, 201499
2Hal HolbrookAlive93
1Don PardoAugust 18th, 201496
8 points 1 hit 


Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999