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This list was submitted by Dr Drunk on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 5:56 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Kill 'Em All, Let Xenu Sort 'Em Out Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dear Abby January 16th, 201394
9Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
8Joan Fontaine December 15th, 201396
7Bob BarkerAlive94
6Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
5Doris Day Alive95
4Kirk DouglasAlive101
3Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
2Conrad Bain January 14th, 201389
1Artie LangeAlive50
20 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

She closed her eyes dreamily and sighed, a moist and wheezy sigh of surrender, as his firm grip tightened on her ventricle, and Randy the Reaper shut that sucker down.

(d) May 21st, 2000