For Whom The Bellgirl Tolls

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This list was submitted by bellgirl on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 8:02 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lindsay LohanAlive37
9Dick CheneyAlive83
8Demi MooreAlive61
7Quentin TarantinoAlive61
6George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
5Rupert MurdochAlive93
4Hillary ClintonAlive76
3Kareem Abdul-JabbarAlive77
2Madeleine AlbrightMarch 23rd, 202284
1Bonnie Franklin March 1st, 201369
1 point 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

This guy was the greatest. Unlike any other televangelist, he came across as a psycho college professor, unkempt and ranting, possibly on drugs. Sometimes he played sax. Once, when he was upset about the paucity of donations, we watched him smoke an entire cigar, without saying a word, for twenty minutes. This was late-night UHF programming at its most riveting, folks, and Dr. Gene will be missed.

(d) February 21st, 2005