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This list was submitted by Stones Girl on Tuesday, December 17th, 2013 at 2:36 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
8Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
7Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
6Rose MarieDecember 28th, 201794
5Don RicklesApril 6th, 201790
4Shane MacGowanNovember 30th, 202365
3Stuart ScottJanuary 4th, 201549
2Tommy ChongAlive85
1Kareem Abdul-JabbarAlive76
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003