This list was submitted by computerstreber on Wednesday, December 25th, 2013 at 11:27 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Death Wish 2014 Boneyard.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
9 | Charles Manson | November 19th, 2017 | 83 |
8 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
7 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
6 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
5 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
4 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
3 | Keith Richards | Alive | 80 |
2 | Glen Campbell | August 8th, 2017 | 81 |
1 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 83 |
8 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999