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This list was submitted by computerstreber on Wednesday, December 25th, 2013 at 11:27 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Death Wish 2014 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Charles MansonNovember 19th, 201783
8Eli Wallach June 24th, 201498
7Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
6Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
5Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
4Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
3Keith RichardsAlive80
2Glen CampbellAugust 8th, 201781
1Dick CheneyAlive83
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999