He say he go to buy socks

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This list was submitted by lindbergh on Monday, December 30th, 2013 at 8:03 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the old howard Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Chuck BerryMarch 18th, 201790
9Eva SaintAlive?
8Glen CampbellAugust 8th, 201781
7Alan YoungMay 19th, 201696
6Yogi BerraSeptember 22nd, 201590
5Joe GaragiolaMarch 23rd, 201690
4Barbara HaleJanuary 27th, 201794
3Albert FinneyFebruary 7th, 201982
2Harper LeeFebruary 19th, 201689
1Dick Van DykeAlive98
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003