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This list was submitted by Happy_Corpse on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 8:31 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Pierre CardinDecember 29th, 202098
6Superstar Billy GrahamMay 17th, 202379
5Casey Kasem June 15th, 201482
4Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
3Little RichardMay 9th, 202087
2George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
1Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000