This list was submitted by Chicago Jake on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 3:21 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
9 | Stuart Scott | January 4th, 2015 | 49 |
8 | Not Famous | ||
7 | Michael Schumacher | Alive | 55 |
6 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
5 | Hugh Hefner | September 27th, 2017 | 91 |
4 | Glen Campbell | August 8th, 2017 | 81 |
3 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
2 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
1 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021