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This list was submitted by USER02524 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 6:13 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sam SimonMarch 8th, 201559
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Valerie HarperAlive78
7Mitzi ShoreAlive?
6Billy GrahamAlive99
5Run Run Shaw January 6th, 2014106
4Michael SchumacherAlive49
3Ayatollah KhameneiAlive78
2Pope Benedict XVIAlive90
1Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002