This list was submitted by nyybronxbomber on Monday, June 30th, 2014 at 7:04 PM PDT for The Mohamed Abdelwahab Memorial Three Bagger.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
9 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
8 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
7 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
6 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
5 | Sam Simon | March 8th, 2015 | 59 |
4 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
3 | Yogi Berra | September 22nd, 2015 | 90 |
2 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
1 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
10 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021