This list was submitted by Twisted Freak on Sunday, December 28th, 2014 at 4:45 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
9 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
8 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
7 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
6 | Don Rickles | April 6th, 2017 | 90 |
5 | Tommy Lasorda | January 7th, 2021 | 93 |
4 | Monty Hall | September 30th, 2017 | 96 |
3 | Alan Alda | Alive | 88 |
2 | Christopher Plummer | February 5th, 2021 | 91 |
1 | Gloria Vanderbilt | June 17th, 2019 | 95 |
8 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999