This list was submitted by DePressED on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 8:16 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Mel Stottlemyre | January 13th, 2019 | 77 |
9 | Clive James | November 24th, 2019 | 80 |
8 | Sam Simon | March 8th, 2015 | 59 |
7 | Le Duc Anh | April 22nd, 2019 | 98 |
6 | Frank Borman | November 7th, 2023 | 95 |
5 | Gene Gene the Dancing Machine | March 13th, 2015 | 82 |
4 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
3 | Stuart Scott | January 4th, 2015 | 49 |
2 | King Abdullah Bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud | January 22nd, 2015 | 90 |
1 | Melvin Laird | November 16th, 2016 | 94 |
18 points | 4 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021