We need some room on the planet old people...

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This list was submitted by Rastafarian Mormon on Wednesday, December 30th, 2015 at 8:57 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the We should be the New Patty Duke Show Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
9Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
8Whitey BulgerOctober 30th, 201889
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
5Fidel Castro November 25th, 201690
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3Joseph WapnerFebruary 26th, 201797
2Jimmy CarterAlive99
1Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003