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This list was submitted by carseycritter on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 3:14 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
9Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
8Ed AsnerAlive89
7George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
6Kirk DouglasAlive102
5Herman WoukAlive103
4Buddy Ryan June 28th, 201685
3Bob DoleAlive95
2Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
1Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
23 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999