This list was submitted by exilion on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 10:41 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
9 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
8 | Pope Francis | Alive | 87 |
7 | Carl Reiner | June 29th, 2020 | 98 |
6 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 98 |
5 | Wilford Brimley | August 1st, 2020 | 85 |
4 | Chuck Berry | March 18th, 2017 | 90 |
3 | John Paul Stevens | July 16th, 2019 | 99 |
2 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
1 | Hugh Downs | July 1st, 2020 | 99 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003