This list was submitted by the doctor of death on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 11:17 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|9||Liz Smith (mediocre journalist)||November 12th, 2017||94|
|7||Rose Marie||December 28th, 2017||94|
|4||Ara Parseghian||August 2nd, 2017||94|
|3||Shimon Peres||September 27th, 2016||93|
|1||George H.W. Bush||Alive||94|
|3 points||1 hit|
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002