This list was submitted by CheckingOut on Sunday, January 31st, 2016 at 6:50 PM PST for The February 2016 Lee Jr..
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|9||Mary Tyler Moore||January 25th, 2017||80|
|6||Della Reese||November 20th, 2017||86|
|2||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|1||Hugh Hefner||September 27th, 2017||91|
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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003