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This list was submitted by CheckingOut on Sunday, January 31st, 2016 at 6:50 PM PST for The February 2016 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Henry KissingerAlive95
9Mary Tyler MooreJanuary 25th, 201780
8Willie MaysAlive?
7Robert BlakeAlive?
6Della ReeseNovember 20th, 201786
5Dick CheneyAlive77
4Valerie HarperAlive78
3Stan LeeAlive95
2 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
1Hugh HefnerSeptember 27th, 201791
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003