Compared to Death, Life is Short

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This list was submitted by Last Call at Jonestown on Monday, December 26th, 2016 at 4:33 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Shannen DohertyAlive?
9Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
8Val KilmerAlive64
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Tommy ChongAlive85
4Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
3Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
2Carrie FisherDecember 27th, 201660
1Walter MondaleApril 19th, 202193
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Guess the Stiff!

This guy was the greatest. Unlike any other televangelist, he came across as a psycho college professor, unkempt and ranting, possibly on drugs. Sometimes he played sax. Once, when he was upset about the paucity of donations, we watched him smoke an entire cigar, without saying a word, for twenty minutes. This was late-night UHF programming at its most riveting, folks, and Dr. Gene will be missed.

(d) February 21st, 2005