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This list was submitted by osmoses on Friday, December 30th, 2016 at 7:44 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Roberta McCainAlive106
9David Rockefeller March 20th, 2017101
8Kirk DouglasAlive101
7George H.W. BushAlive93
6Jake LaMotta September 19th, 201796
5Jim Nabors November 30th, 201787
4Liz Smith (mediocre journalist) November 12th, 201794
3Beverly ClearyAlive102
2James BakerAlive87
1Henry KissingerAlive94
24 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002