You're Dead to Me

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This list was submitted by marywest on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 1:54 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the 2017 CP Lee Atwater Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
8Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
7Doris Day May 13th, 201997
6Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
5Tom BrokawAlive84
4Michael DouglasAlive79
3Keith RichardsAlive80
2Martin SheenAlive?
1Charlie SheenAlive58
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Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013