It's toe-tappingly tragic! — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by PIxiaq on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 2:48 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Cemetery Gates Boneyard.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	William Shatner	Alive	93
9	Adam West	June 10th, 2017	88
8	Nichelle Nichols	July 30th, 2022	89
7	Not Famous
6	Stephen Hawking	March 13th, 2018	76
5	Barbara Eden	Alive	?
4	Mick Jagger	Alive	80
3	Harrison Ford	Alive	81
2	Michael Moore	Alive	?
1	Jason Alexander	Alive	?
9 points		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

Here's another musician (keyboards) who claims to have played on every single Motown record from the '60s and '70s, and that for all of those sessions, he was paid a total of $80. Aren't there, like, a bunch of these guys now?

(d) November 10th, 2002