This list was submitted by chillybilly on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 3:34 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Aretha Franklin||August 16th, 2018||76|
|8||Rose Marie||December 28th, 2017||94|
|6||Olivia de Havilland||Alive||102|
|4||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|3||Penny Marshall||December 18th, 2018||75|
|8 points||1 hit|
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998