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This list was submitted by chillybilly on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 3:34 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
9Valerie HarperAlive79
8Rose Marie December 28th, 201794
7Prince PhilipAlive97
6Olivia de HavillandAlive102
5Kirk DouglasAlive102
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
2Lindsay LohanAlive32
1Gloria VanderbiltAlive94
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998