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This list was submitted by Albrecht on Wednesday, December 11th, 2019 at 11:52 AM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk Douglas February 5th, 2020103
9Dick Van DykeAlive98
8Michael BloombergAlive82
7George TakeiAlive86
6Alex Trebek November 8th, 202080
5Michael CaineAlive91
4Clint EastwoodAlive93
3Dionne WarwickAlive83
2Liza MinnelliAlive78
1Regis Philbin July 24th, 202088
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013