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This list was submitted by I am the dark one on Saturday, December 28th, 2019 at 8:50 AM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Prince PhilipAlive99
9Queen Elizabeth IIAlive94
8Kirk Douglas February 5th, 2020103
7Betty WhiteAlive99
6Donald TrumpAlive74
5William ShatnerAlive89
4Kim Jong-unAlive38
3Margaret AtwoodAlive?
2Michael J. FoxAlive59
1Ron JeremyAlive67
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002