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Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
9	Richard Pryor	December 10th, 2005	65
8	Johnny PayCheck	February 19th, 2003	64
7	Milton Berle	March 27th, 2002	93
6	Johnny Cash	September 12th, 2003	71
5	Buddy Ebsen	July 6th, 2003	95
4	Boris Yeltsin	April 23rd, 2007	76
3	Katharine Hepburn	June 29th, 2003	96
2	Dudley Moore	March 27th, 2002	66
1	Annette Funicello	April 8th, 2013	70
0 points		0 hits

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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999