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This list was submitted by USER02836 on Thursday, December 28th, 2000 at 1:57 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Gabriel Garcia MarquezApril 17th, 201487
9Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
6Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
5Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
4Peggy LeeJanuary 21st, 200281
3Al HirschfeldJanuary 20th, 200399
2Imogene Coca June 2nd, 2001?
1Saul BellowApril 5th, 200589
2 points 1 hit 


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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998