This list was submitted by USER01162 on Friday, December 29th, 2000 at 2:47 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
7 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
6 | Jesse Helms | July 4th, 2008 | 86 |
5 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
4 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
3 | Mickey Rooney | April 6th, 2014 | 93 |
2 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
1 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021