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This list was submitted by USER02775 on Wednesday, March 14th, 2001 at 2:04 AM PST for The March '01 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Robert LoggiaDecember 4th, 201585
9Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
8Ted WilliamsJuly 5th, 2002?
7Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
6Mary Tyler MooreJanuary 25th, 201780
5Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
4John ForsytheApril 1st, 201092
3Jack Lemmon June 27th, 200176
2Andy GriffithJuly 3rd, 201286
1Don KnottsFebruary 24th, 200681
3 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999