This list was submitted by USER01425 on Friday, December 21st, 2001 at 2:41 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
7 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
6 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
5 | Andy Rooney | November 5th, 2011 | 92 |
4 | Dear Abby | January 16th, 2013 | 94 |
3 | Red Buttons | July 13th, 2006 | 87 |
2 | Juan Antonio Samaranch | April 21st, 2010 | 89 |
1 | Leonard Cohen | November 10th, 2016 | 82 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021