Here are the standings for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool, which ran from January 1st, 2002 to December 31st, 2002. The participants in this game created 976 lists featuring 705 potential stiffs, 43 of whom took the long dirt nap during this game.
|1.||Justin Hale 2||USER02717||7||45|
|2.||Justin Hale 3||USER03788||7||45|
|3.||Excuse Me for Coffin 1||USER00594||7||41|
|4.||The Chick Magnet In His '79 Camaro 1||USER01531||7||41|
|6.||Skool Bird's Dad||USER00999||7||38|
|7.||The Carl's Junior picks||USER01377||7||35|
|8.||Boris Cutyourcockoff (Adolph is adopted) 1||USER02717||6||43|
|9.||Boris Cutyourcockoff (Adolph is adopted) 2||USER02717||6||43|
|10.||Boris Cutyourcockoff (Adolph is adopted) 3||USER02717||6||43|
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998