Here are the standings for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool, which ran from January 1st, 2002 to December 31st, 2002. The participants in this game created 976 lists featuring 705 potential stiffs, 43 of whom took the long dirt nap during this game.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Justin Hale 2USER02717745
2.Justin Hale 3USER03788745
3.Excuse Me for Coffin 1USER00594741
4.The Chick Magnet In His '79 Camaro 1USER01531741
5.POPE 15USER03933740
6.Skool Bird's DadUSER00999738
7.The Carl's Junior picksUSER01377735
8.Boris Cutyourcockoff (Adolph is adopted) 1USER02717643
9.Boris Cutyourcockoff (Adolph is adopted) 2USER02717643
10.Boris Cutyourcockoff (Adolph is adopted) 3USER02717643
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Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998