Here are the standings for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool, which ran from January 1st, 2003 to December 31st, 2003. The participants in this game created 1091 lists featuring 771 potential stiffs, 51 of whom took the long dirt nap during this game.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Dr. Who - Only the Good Die YoungUSER00146849
3.Embalmable BoyUSER01801846
4.1 000002844
5.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The RebelsFTG841
6.Necro Phil's Nouveau SickeUSER01371840
7.Dead as a can of Spam 3Oh No You Ditten747
8.Already Dead- Old and in the WayUSER01128746
9.Death's GhoulfriendUSER01623746
10.Dwyers Death Watch 3Jim746
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Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014