The stiffs.com Candlelight Vigil




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Bush

"You ain't seen nothin' yet."





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Apple

"Think different."





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FAA

"Everything's cool. Really."





By

Gillette Mach 8

"The next generation is here — Mach 8.0"





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K-Mart

"If you can't afford the very best."





By

The Hemlock Society
The Hemlock Society

"Tell a friend."





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Pringles, Nacho Flavor

"We could make these out of almost anything (and we do)."





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Gatorade

"What's that blue shit on your face?"





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PaineWebber

"Fuck you, PaineWebber."





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Denny's

"When nothing else is open."





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Firestone

"Some of our tires are great."





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Ford

"If you keep buyin' 'em, we'll keep makin' 'em."





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JackInTheBox

"Try new Yuppy Chow."





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Fox News

"We're no smarter than you are."





By

Gibson Guitars

"As if it matters"





By

Best Foods Mayo

"Cancer of the colon never tasted so good."





By

Budweiser

"What's a vigil without a Bud?"





And by

Nike

"Just stop it."





Our current vigil is being held for

Fidel Castro

Candlelight

Keep the faith.


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