Newest Stiffs:

  • Hulk Hogan

    Hulk Hogan · 71

    August 11th, 1953 — July 24th, 2025

    This guy was dumb for a WRESTLER. Think about that.


  • Ozzy Osbourne

    Ozzy Osbourne · 76

    December 3rd, 1948 — July 22nd, 2025

    The Prince of Darkerness.


  • Michael Madsen

    Michael Madsen · 67

    September 25th, 1957 — July 3rd, 2025

    His best role: Free Willy. No question.


  • Brian Wilson

    Brian Wilson · 82

    June 20th, 1942 — June 11th, 2025

    Rhonda? Hello?


  • Sly Stone

    Sly Stone · 82

    March 15th, 1943 — June 9th, 2025

    Say what you want, but with a lifetime of drug problems, and SEVEN paragraphs under "Personal Problems" in Wikipedia, the guy knew how to be a rockstar.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Andy Roddick

    Andy Roddick · 43

    (b) August 30th, 1982


  • Molly Ivins

    Molly Ivins

    would have been 81 today
    August 30th, 1944 — January 31st, 2007

    She was raised and educated in Texas, but refused to let that hold her back.

  • Tug McGraw

    Tug McGraw

    would have been 81 today
    August 30th, 1944 — January 5th, 2004

    Ya gotta bereave!

  • John Phillips

    John Phillips

    would have been 90 today
    August 30th, 1935 — March 18th, 2001

    Now he's in the ground, and his eyes are gray.

  • Warren Buffett

    Warren Buffett · 95

    (b) August 30th, 1930


  • Daryl Gates

    Daryl Gates

    would have been 99 today
    August 30th, 1926 — April 16th, 2010

    He was considered to be an excellent police chief in LA, except for - you know - that thing where the entire city RIOTED for several days. Thanks, Daryl.

  • Angelo Dundee

    Angelo Dundee

    would have been 104 today
    August 30th, 1921 — February 1st, 2012

    As Ali said about him recently "Angelo inna goo goo ga na ma ma".

  • Kitty Wells

    Kitty Wells

    would have been 106 today
    August 30th, 1919 — July 16th, 2012

    Why do country singers always seem to have the best porn names?

  • Fred MacMurray

    Fred MacMurray

    would have been 117 today
    August 30th, 1908 — November 5th, 1991

    The dad on My Three Sons went out for some smokes.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Mohammed al Fayed

    Mohammed al Fayed · 90

    died 2 years ago today
    January 27th, 1933 — August 30th, 2023

    OK, OK. We get that he owned hotels and department stores and "football" clubs, but would anyone know this dud if it son wasn't with Diana? We say no. But here we are.

  • Mikhail Gorbachev

    Mikhail Gorbachev · 91

    died 3 years ago today
    March 2nd, 1931 — August 30th, 2022

    On the one hand, he won a Nobel Peach Prize, the Indira Gandhi Prize for Peace, and a Grammy with Bill Clinton. On the other hand, he didn't drink or smoke. So this is a tough one for us.

  • Valerie Harper

    Valerie Harper · 80

    died 6 years ago today
    August 22nd, 1939 — August 30th, 2019

    End of the Rhoad.

  • Wes Craven

    Wes Craven · 76

    died 10 years ago today
    August 2nd, 1939 — August 30th, 2015

    He was born in Cleveland, which explains quite a bit.

  • Oliver Sacks

    Oliver Sacks · 82

    died 10 years ago today
    July 9th, 1933 — August 30th, 2015

    He spent the first half of his life doing drugs, riding motorcycles, and bodybuilding. He spent the second part writing books about the brain and getting movies made about him. We would have stuck with the first part.

  • Glenn Ford

    Glenn Ford · 90

    died 19 years ago today
    May 1st, 1916 — August 30th, 2006

    Ditto.

  • Charles Bronson

    Charles Bronson · 81

    died 22 years ago today
    November 3rd, 1921 — August 30th, 2003

    Wish granted.

  • Fritz Shurmur

    Fritz Shurmur · 67

    died 26 years ago today
    July 15th, 1932 — August 30th, 1999

    Went without a murmur.

  • Matt Hartl

    Matt Hartl · 23

    died 26 years ago today
    August 1st, 1976 — August 30th, 1999

    As a redshirt freshman for the Northwestern Wildcats, Matt was used primarily as a blocking back. Henceforth, he will be used primarily as fertilizer.

  • Sterling Morrison

    Sterling Morrison · 53

    died 30 years ago today
    August 28th, 1942 — August 30th, 1995

    We're afraid he's going to miss all tomorrow's parties.

The Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Welcome to the home of death on the web since 1994, and host of the Game of All Games: The Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool!

It's simple, really - you just pick some famous people you think are going to die, and whoever gets the most right wins.

We've got multiple games, email alerts when the famous ones hit the dirt, and tons of other sick fun for the whole family. Come on in and have a look around …

You can use any email address you've ever used at Stiffs.com to log in!

If you don't know what your password is — or if you never had one — try the password recovery system.

Register

E-bituaries™

Want an email every time someone famous takes the long dirt nap?

Sign up for Stiffs.com E-bituaries™ and always be the first to know!

Sign Up

The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool Leaderboard

Here are the ten lists in the lead for the current game …

 StiffsScore
1.Mr. Blake's Mixed Bag215
2.Dead Remix214
3.Prince Sirki-1213
4.Deadbeats212
5.Morgue And Mindy212
6.They Are Done 2025212
7.Forgotten Not Dead211
8.Don\'t Die Just For Me210
9.Mister Brink210
10.Dx Rob I29
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Say a prayer for the pretender.

(d) June 19th, 1999