For the 30th year running, we present our fondest farewells to the recently departed.

If they were on any lists — or if they mattered at all in the world — you'll find them here.

If you're looking for everybody, then you need to head on over to the Directory.

Choose any date combination:      
O.J. Simpson

12

O.J. Simpson · 76

July 9th, 1947 - April 10th, 2024


If the cancer don't fit, you must just quit.

Louis Gossett

11

Louis Gossett · 87

May 27th, 1936 - March 29th, 2024


He had nowhere else to go.

Joseph Lieberman

10

Joseph Lieberman · 82

February 24th, 1942 - March 27th, 2024


He helped create the Department of Homeland Security, kneecapped the ACA, and was the leader of No Labels. So, yeah.

Steve Lawrence

9

Steve Lawrence · 88

July 8th, 1935 - March 7th, 2024


Go away, little boy.

Richard Lewis

8

Richard Lewis · 76

June 29th, 1947 - February 27th, 2024


Curbed.

Toby Keith

7

Toby Keith · 62

July 8th, 1961 - February 6th, 2024


Well? How DO you like him now?

Carl Weathers

6

Carl Weathers · 76

January 14th, 1948 - February 1st, 2024


There is no tomorrow!

Charles Osgood

5

Charles Osgood · 91

January 8th, 1933 - January 23rd, 2024


Yeah, yeah - broadcasting hall of fame and all of that - but did you know he was the narrator for Horton Hears a Who?

Norman Jewison

4

Norman Jewison · 97

July 21st, 1926 - January 20th, 2024


D.E.A.D.

Joyce Randolph

3

Joyce Randolph · 99

October 21st, 1924 - January 13th, 2024


Everyone's favorite Trixie.

David Soul

2

David Soul · 80

August 28th, 1943 - January 4th, 2024


Sometimes the obit just writes itself, doesn't it?

Glynis Johns

1

Glynis Johns · 100

October 5th, 1923 - January 4th, 2024


As usual, we start out the year with a BANGER! This chick lived to 100, and had no scandals? No craziness? Sure - 4 husbands - but she didn't cheat on one? COME ON.

 

 

Guess the Stiff!

He said, "Rock and roll is musical baby food," and then went on to create Karaoke. An asshole all the way around.

(d) July 31st, 2010