Newest Stiffs:

  • Stephen Hawking

    Stephen Hawking · 76

    January 8th, 1942 — March 13th, 2018

    Say what you want about that crazy wheelchair and weird robot voice - this guy got ALL the chicks.

  • Roger Bannister

    Roger Bannister · 88

    March 23rd, 1929 — March 3rd, 2018

    It took considerably longer than four minutes to think of this obituary.

  • Nanette Fabray

    Nanette Fabray · 97

    October 27th, 1920 — February 22nd, 2018

    There are few things less inspiring than scandal-free elderly celebrities.

  • Billy Graham

    Billy Graham · 99

    November 7th, 1918 — February 21st, 2018

    He's number 7 on Gallup's List of the Most Admired People of the 20th Century - one spot ahead of the Pope. That's gotta piss SOMEBODY off.

  • Marty Allen

    Marty Allen · 95

    March 23rd, 1922 — February 12th, 2018

    Most people know him as "The Darling of Daytime TV", but fewer people know him by his other nickname - "The Freak with the Weird Hairdo".

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Alexander McQueen

    Alexander McQueen

    would have been 49 today
    March 17th, 1969 — February 11th, 2010

    A fashion designer named McQueen. Can you believe he was gay?

  • Dana Reeve

    Dana Reeve

    would have been 57 today
    March 17th, 1961 — March 6th, 2006

    Yeah, right. Hey, how 'bout you come up with something funny here.

  • Paul Kantner

    Paul Kantner

    would have been 77 today
    March 17th, 1941 — January 28th, 2016

    Guy was in a rock band for five decades, advocated the use of LSD and marijuana, opposed the use of cocaine and alcohol, and had 3 kids. Someone please send us an obit for this weirdo, please?

  • Rudy Ray Moore

    Rudy Ray Moore

    would have been 91 today
    March 17th, 1927 — October 19th, 2008

    Dolemite was his name, and fuckin' up mutha fuckas was his game.

  • Sammy Baugh

    Sammy Baugh

    would have been 104 today
    March 17th, 1914 — December 17th, 2008


Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Ivan Demyanyuk

    Ivan Demyanyuk · 91

    died 6 years ago today
    April 3rd, 1920 — March 17th, 2012

    He was a Nazi war criminal convicted of 27,900 counts of murder, and he lived in Cleveland for most of his life. Figures.

  • Ferlin Husky

    Ferlin Husky · 85

    died 7 years ago today
    December 3rd, 1925 — March 17th, 2011

    Gone on the wings of a dove.

  • Ray Meyer

    Ray Meyer · 92

    died 12 years ago today
    December 18th, 1913 — March 17th, 2006


  • Oleg Cassini

    Oleg Cassini · 92

    died 12 years ago today
    April 11th, 1913 — March 17th, 2006

    Choked on the cosmic weenie.

  • George Kennan

    George Kennan · 101

    died 13 years ago today
    February 16th, 1904 — March 17th, 2005

    This guy predicted Russki trouble way before anyone else, and he was great in Airport '79.

  • Rosetta Le Noire

    died 16 years ago today
    — March 17th, 2002

    The dreaded Curse of Urkel strikes again.

  • Ernest Gold

    died 19 years ago today
    — March 17th, 1999

    Here's a choice little nugget for one lucky Poolster.

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