Dick Clark has been played on 691 lists, including 31 lists in The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.Dead 2USER02056211
2.Reap 'Em & Weep #2USER00557210
3.JT05: Farting DustTripper28
4.CROSSING OVER0249519
5.Them Thur BonesDigger O Dell 1019
6.PUSHING UP DAISIES0249518
7.ALT Better Off Dead IIAngel of Death17
8.JT06: What a Bunch of Dicks!Tripper16
9.CrankifiedUSER0281215
10.10 - 2008 - dead guys 1Bucket Kickers13
11.Doc & DJ--Not Really Trying AnymoreDoc & DJ12
12.KimE - Corpses Wanted 08calvey12
13.Northern Reaper Old Farts Listnorthern reaper12
14.Soon B GonnEdhead2211
15.BratpackUSER0246100
16.D. Sanchez 2008USER0218300
17.Death Roster 2USER0235600
18.Dels Top Catswsprotte00
19.DJ Badger - SO LONG, MOM!DJ Badger00
20.Face Death you PUSSIESILoveBigOnes00
21.flamingonut1FlamingoNut00
22.has beens 2USER0207600
23.JMD - Alexis & Robin cite 'PEOPLE'Mr Wonderful00
24.Josh Axelmanspaceroach00
25.MATTOID - List TwoThe Mattoid00
26.No Bones About It! 1Digger O Dell 1000
27.Oh Snap!USER0238500
28.Take A Little Trip Back with Father TiresiasUSER0248300
29.ThisTimeForSure!!USER0038200
30.Whayne1USER0259300
31.Woody DeadpeckerUSER0175300
 

 

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"Put a coupla pennies on Ol' Blue Eyes .... He's a goner."
No, that's no good. We gotta do better than that. How 'bout
"Start spreadin' the news -- he's dead."
No, that's lame. This death is big. This death is bigger than big. It's huge. We need something really fantastic, like
"The Chairman is as stiff as a board."
That sucks. Dammit, we've got to think harder!
"From Here To Eternity."
Awful.
"Shot down in May."
Pathetic. Wait a sec,
"He did it--"
No, no, that's worse than the Henny Youngman thing. Jesus, the pressure is killing us. Do you people have any idea what this is like? Seventy-five million of you bloodthirsty sons-of-bitches are gonna be checking into this site right here, just to see what we write about Frank, and you know what? Yeah, he was a big star and a boozer and a womanizer and a pig and everything, but we know you bastards, and you're vicious. You're gonna want us to go for the jugular on this one, and man, we just weren't ready. Yeah, yeah, we shoulda seen it coming, it's true, but, jeez, the guy's like a statue or something, you know? Somehow, we just couldn't imagine it really, actually happening. And now it's happened, and we're completely stuck. Shit. We're fucked. We've been waiting and waiting for them to plant this old fart and put us in the spotlight, and now that baby's trained right on us, and we don't know what the hell to do. Okay, hang on. We've just got to pull it together and give it our best shot. Okay. Let's take a deep breath. We can get through this. Alright. Here we go. Ready?
"He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet -- and now he's a corpse."
God, that's horrible. Sorry.

(d) May 14th, 1998