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|3.||Toys in the attic||USER00033||2||18|
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|6.||STATUS PROS 3||USER00245||0||0|
|7.||Vicious Piranha 09||USER00023||0||0|
He stormed the beach at Normandy, then killed an attacking enemy soldier with a rock after being seriously wounded. After that, he went on to play Santa Claus in Elmo Saves Christmas, and then died on Christmas Eve. We're not sure how that all fits together, but it's pretty weird.
(d) December 24th, 2012