Mel Stottlemyre has been played on 410 lists, including 15 lists in The March '01 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Heavy Hitters | USER02805 | 3 | 20 |
| 2. | AbraCadavers Jr. | E-Brake | 2 | 16 |
| 3. | Giving V.P. A Run For The Money | ed head | 2 | 15 |
| 4. | Teflon John | USER00673 | 2 | 8 |
| 5. | He Kill Me | USER01332 | 2 | 7 |
| 6. | Spirits Having Flown | USER02805 | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | Won't Be Long Now | USER02805 | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | Last Call For Y'All | USER01121 | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | Wasted Stiffs | USER02805 | 1 | 8 |
| 10. | Don Pescado-The Farbissina Trophy is Mine | USER01058 | 1 | 6 |
| 11. | Just Plain DJ's Tomorrow Is Another Death | USER00969 | 1 | 2 |
| 12. | Nietzsche is dead-God 2jr | USER01090 | 1 | 1 |
| 13. | Doc--Burn in Hell You Redneck Fuck | USER03553 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Sooner Retard | USER00999 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Tsuga Equilibria | USER00039 | 0 | 0 |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002