Richard Simmons has been played on 92 lists, including 10 lists in The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Baron | lucky punk | 4 | 16 |
| 2. | 2015 #3 | Donkey Sausage | 2 | 15 |
| 3. | Big BadAss Blowflies #3 | BodyFarmBound | 2 | 14 |
| 4. | Honey the celebs are Dead | Maryjo80 | 1 | 6 |
| 5. | Ode to Dead Dicks | alohabeerguy | 1 | 5 |
| 6. | Erika Anne:Locked in the Trunk of A Car | Buffiedee | 1 | 4 |
| 7. | thom list of kc | KC RAIDER THOM | 1 | 4 |
| 8. | Rachel's Rotting List 5 | Rachel A | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Styrofoam Bologna #2 | Gina3030 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Where are you Richard? | Honeybee | 0 | 0 |
As he himself once sang, "Fliddy gloop gloopy, nibby nobby nooby, la la la lo lo. Shamma shimmy shaman, nooby abba dabban, lee lee lo lo. Dooby ooby wadda, nooby abba dabba, kicky-wicky bucket time."
(d) February 12th, 2000