The thing about pyramids is that there’s *always* a little prick at the top.

Name
Bernard Lawrence Madoff
Birthday
April 29, 1938
Age
82
Died on
Wednesday, April 14th, 2021
Famous
Confirmed
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008
Also known as
Bernie Madoff
Tags
asshole, banker, cheat, felon, liar, ponzi, swindler
Bernard Lawrence Madoff
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Guess the Stiff!

She was a famous singer chick from Minnesota way
Both her sisters thought that she might be gay
She was plenty old at 94
But then her number came up and now she's here no more
She's in the ground now, placed there carefully
She the crusty, dusty singing chick in the cemetery

(d) January 30th, 2013