The next 100 callers will most likely be on hold for a very long time.
Billy Mays was never played in a game.
The essence of Catch-22 is that if you are concerned enough for your safety to ask to be declared insane, then you are sane enough to go into battle. The essence of Catch-23 is that if you stop breathing, you can't write anymore.
(d) December 12th, 1999