Batman, schmatman. Every idiot on the planet wants to talk about some rich fruitcake in tights who spends all his time dressing up and running around with a little boy. Hello? This is the same guy who gave us Courageous Cat and Cool McCool. Now there's some goddamned heroes.
The former Supreme Court justice was nicknamed "Whizzer" due to his amusing penchant for urinating out of moving cars.
(d) April 15th, 2002