The former Supreme Court justice was nicknamed "Whizzer" due to his amusing penchant for urinating out of moving cars.
The guy was a soldier for 35 years, including being the Secretary of State and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and somehow didn't know not to use an AOL email address to send dirty messages to some chick who wasn't your wife of SIXTY YEARS? COME ON!
(d) October 18th, 2021