What?! No airbag!??!

Name
Dale Earnhardt
Birthday
April 29, 1951
Age
49
Died on
Sunday, February 18th, 2001
Famous
Confirmed
Sunday, February 18th, 2001
Dale Earnhardt
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Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998