Whoops, here comes the skipper, and it looks like he's bringing the hook.
| Games Played | Lists | |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | The September '98 Lee Jr. | 37 |
| 2. | The August '98 Lee Jr. | 26 |
| 3. | The July '98 Lee Jr. | 17 |
| 4. | The June '98 Lee Jr. | 13 |
| 5. | The May '98 Lee Jr. | 9 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998