Whoops, here comes the skipper, and it looks like he's bringing the hook.

Name
Dan Quisenberry
Birthday
February 7, 1953
Age
45
Died on
Wednesday, September 30th, 1998
Famous
Confirmed
Saturday, May 2nd, 1998
Dan Quisenberry
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998