Name
Dolly Rebecca Parton
Birthday
January 19, 1946
Age
72
Alive
Famous
Confirmed
Sunday, February 7th, 1999
Tags
actor, country, music, singer, songwriter, tits
Dolly Rebecca Parton
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Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998