When Gidget used to squeal "Daddy'll just die!" she didn't know how right she was. He just died.
Don Porter was never played in a game.
The noted Mayan scholar and historian, of course. Not only did we not know who she was when she was alive, but she was dead for a week before somebody finally pointed out that she was on a list. What are we, the goddamned FBI?
(d) April 18th, 1998